Saturday, October 5, 2013

"Shopping Buddy!"

Yesterday Andie told me about how she's got homophobic friends. She deduced this by asking what they would do if they had kids and found out they were gay. Her friends essentially said they would not approve, that they would be angry, etc.

She, on the other hand, would absolutely love her homosexual son, if she had one:


"Oh my gosh! If I had a gay son, I would be like, 'Shopping buddy!!!"

Monday, June 13, 2011

Andie's Play for Kids

Andie wrote a four-page play today because little kids asked her to write it for them. Here's the last page of her play (she also asked me not to post this because people would think she's a sick minded person and she didn't want you guys to know that):

(Just incase the image doesn't show up well)

[Everyone except Jaz, Em, and Ang starts screaming]
[Crazed maniac (Toya) walks in with a gun]
[Everyone screams, Toya shoots and everyone dies and become flesh eating zombies!]
[Everyone starts dancing]
[Everyone bows and yells, "THE END"]

Monday, May 23, 2011

Albinos

Andie: Who's red and black?
Agnes: Nobody's red and black. We're all some sort of brown. Except for Albinos.
Andie: What are Albinos?
Agnes: [silence]
Andie: Aren't those the really white people? Or animals?

This conversation took place on Dec. 4, 2010